Scheduling the Muse

Hi, I was just wondering...
Huh? Sure, I’ll hold.

Hi, yeah, no problem;
I’m sure your busy,
just wanted to know
if you had time
to meet this week?

Uh huh...

It’s just that I have
this deadline,
you see,
and I could really...

Seriously? That long?
No - I didn’t know
you were Jewish.
No - never heard
of that one.

But I really need you,
and I wouldn’t bother you
except it’s pretty urgent...

Huh?

Sure, I’ll hold.